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3-12: Big doin's at the Chili Pepper Gardner's Diary. The first sprouts have tasted soil and felt the sun on their face. That and more in the Chili Peppers section of the Hobbies department.

3-9: More Ghost chili sprouts and garden cleanup in progress! Check it out on the Chili Pepper Gardner's Diary in the Chili Peppers section of the Hobbies department.

3-7: The NRA Archive is updated today with the monthly NRA page features for January: Armed Citizen, Standing Guard, and The President's Column. Each of these features are valuable, information packed columns that you will find extremely helpful and interesting even if you are not a firearms owner yourself. For one, it keeps you apprised of the relative honesty and the intentions of the politicos you vote for. For another, it shows you the value of owning your own firearm for protection, recreation, hobby, business, and because for now anyway... you can. The Archives are available any day of the month from the NRA page in the Extra department, look for the link down at the bottom of the table of contents.

3-6: Three Ghost chili sprouts in the greenhouse! Time to clean up the abandoned garden. Read all about it in the Chili Pepper Gardner's Diary in the Chili Pepper section of the Hobbies department.

3-5: "Some people just can't stand the thought that anyone anywhere owns, shoots or can stand the sight of guns. In Britain, the London city government announced a few months ago that the very sight of firearms is so injurious to the mental health of young people that it was excluding young people from a program that gave free tickets to Olympic shooting events this summer." Read the details of this train wreck on the President's Column in the NRA section of the Extra department.

3-2: March comes in like a lion and leaves like a lamb. Somewhere, somehow... a whole lot of de-fanging, de-clawing, fur fluffing, and attitude adjustment is supposed to happen. Well not on my watch it doesn't. You think things were out of hand in February, you ain't seen nothing yet. March will own you by the seat of your pants right out through the swinging doors of April. Buckle up for March and pray you didn't turn the airbags off because the House of Wacks just rolled over into a new month!

No news on the weekends. The Joke of the Weak is updated every weekday. As usual, the Team Crunchinator page is updated every Monday. The NRA pages: President's Column, Standing Guard and Armed Citizen are updated each month. To catch up on news past visit, the News Archives.

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