Sites to Visit
AAA Clip Art
3D Text Maker
The purpose of this section of my web site
is not to pretend that I am some big web guru but to share with others
what I have learned along the way after I myself struggled with the questions
I answer here.
Tricks And Techniques
Check here to see what's up doc.
Optimize Your Graphics!
Here are some tips to help you to optimize your web graphics. The smaller
the better, whether you are talking about hypodermic needles, pills, gunshot
wounds or graphics
Get Noticed on the Internet
Here is how to get search engines to notice all your hard work. Attract
attention to your eye blistering, mind blowing and spleen bursting website
Page Hit Counters
Embarrass yourself in front of the entire world by showing the one visitor
a week who accidentally pressed the wrong button how few people have preceded
Put Sounds on Your Page!
Learn to put sounds on your pages while avoiding the "Barney
Does Rap Medleys" pitfall. Warning to office workers: there are lots
of sounds on this page.
Create GIF Animations
Here are the tools and the instructions you need to prove to one and all
that you can't draw anything more than hungry flies, then animate the
Building Image Maps
We have already decided above that you can't draw. Now lets take it
one step farther and give people bad directions with your ugly little
Scanners are for more than just sitting on with your pants down at drunken
office parties anymore. Learn the easy way to make great graphics for
your web page.
For us married people the basic rollover is when your spouse rotates their
body on it's axis taking all the covers with them. For us web wonks, the
basic rollover is a cool looking interactive graphic. Learn how easy it
is to put one on your web page.
For you married Mormons the basic multiple rollover is when your spouses
rotate their bodies on their axis each with a death grip on a corner of
the covers making the blanket as taut as a trampoline. For us web wonks,
the multiple rollover is a rollover that changes more than one graphic
ever hit a web page that got out of town but left a page behind that automatically
redirected you to the new location? How do they do that? Well that's what
I wanted to know so I packed up my bags and flew to fabulous Rio for 2
days and 3 nights of nonstop partying. When I got back my wife had the
answer for me, it's amazing what she can do if I just stay out of her
Don't you just HATE it when you go to
a web site and it starts automatically opening new browser windows and
giving you alert messages and banners or putting graphics into their own
stupid little window?? Well now you
can inflict that sort of heartless punishment on others, worst of all,
it's so easy ANYONE can do it!
OK, it's not really a roll over, it is a "mouse over", and
there are no graphics other than the spots you normally see before your
eyes. What this actually is, is a status bar message. This is your big
chance to finally annotate something or use the word "annotate"
in a sentence while boasting about your site to some propeller head.
No this is not Saddam Hussein's "declaration" of weapons of
mass destruction. This is easy to do stuff that will put a random phrase
into your title bar or across the top of your page. I figured it out all
by my lonesome so even those studying to be a village idiot can grasp
this and put it to use for themselves.
You know those tiny colorful images you see everywhere go? Quit drinking and
that problem will stop, as will waking up next to 70 year old barflies with inch
thick makeup melting off their faces. Rather, what we discuss here are favicons,
the custom browser icons that appear in URL location boxes, favorites menus,
and tabs. Learn how to create your own favicons from scratch!