|In "Ox Snard",
level 5 of "The Battle Cat's World Tour NetPak" there is a huge
pile of dung in the corner by the flight of steps on the left side of
the arena. Men seem to die in this exact spot over and over and over sometimes
flying clear across the arena like a migrating bird (or a hungry fly)
to land face down with a splut in the fetid heap of steaming crap. What
force is it that beacons men to this exact location of the map when they
die? This is a death most foul, an end as ignominious as it is stinky,
a "doo doo doom" if you will. This is a dumping ground of men's
souls, a flushing away of a man's pride, a purging of the life force
the bowels of Hell. What magnetic attraction is it that guides the offal's
arc into this greasy heaping of crusted and wormy crap?? Is it the supernatural?
||Perhaps a poltergeist
plunders a person's pride by plopping his plicate pleura into this posteriorly
posthumous pile of poop? HUH? What'd I say? Is it fate? Coincidence?
So far this is a mystery that only I, Agent Skullduggery, and Agent Mulger
(Erkki Toukolehto) have been investigating in what we have come to call "The X-crement Files" We
suspect an alien conspiracy, but we have no solid proof. All we have
are these films. You be the judge. If
you have any close encounters of the Number 2 kind then please send me
the film(s) and I will add it to these archives. Maybe someday someone
will put all the pieces together before our efforts here are stopped.
Answers man... damnit, we need ANSWERS!