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The 12 Days of Marathon Christmas


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Merry Christmas!

Image by Mark Bernal

Back in the heyday of Marathon, Bungie sold these very cool Christmas cards.
Svywranth, a friend of mine, sent me this card one Christmas.

The Twelve Days of Marathon Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Bungie gave to us:

Twelve Durandals bossing,
Eleven Troopers firing,
Ten grenades a-hoping,
Nine Hasturs Forging,
Eight magnum bullets,
Seven sevens sevening,
Six Tics a-laying,
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrple Poweruuuuups!
Four dead Pfhor,
Three grendel beasts,
Two circuit chips,
And a grenade launched into BoB's face.


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