Out on furlough for "good behavior while muzzled and chained
to a wall in solitary confinement" is our resident cartoonist,
Erkki Toukolehto (alias: Ice Felon X Dog Pak). Mr. Ice Pak has
a graphical guide book for the only known fashion tips ever distributed
by the irascible Battle Cat. You will quickly notice that these
are probably the most stupid, immature, disgusting, adolescent,
cruel and violent cartoons you have seen in a long time. My kind
Charlie! Now if only they were demeaning toward women he would
have perfection. Give him more time (unlike the parole board)
and he will
get it right. Enjoy if you will these visual aids courtesy of
the Battle Cat. Yes me boyo, you just got aids from the Battle
you MUST wear a condom while viewing these graphics!
Girls, these graphics are compatible with the Barbie Fashion Plate
Paper Dolls Set available in most department stores. Just print 'em
and clip 'em out and you will have Barbi or Skipper looking Marathon
cool in no time! Course it will help if you wad her up and bap her
with a ball ping hammer, light her on fire and blow a couple holes
in her first. Well it looks like Erkki is hacking the electronic house
arrest leg cuff that is locked around his ankle so, with no further
warning and for your advanced education in the glamourous, fast paced
world of high fashion...
your browser then click on the "*" link
beneath the Fashion Tip link to view the guide book pages.
Erkki's Marathon-Cool fashion tips guide book!
Fashion Tips Cover Page
Fashion Tips Guide Book page 1
Fashion Tips Guide Book page 2
Fashion Tips Guide Book page 3
Fashion Tips Guide Book page 4