The Cheat codes
for Hell Hole:
(These codes will work the same for all 3 versions
- Hold down the alt/control/tab/shift/esc/pg dn/break keys
while typing "BoyItsHardToTypeLikeThis" - All the
monsters get a Melvin, (You know a Wedgie, a High Toner, etc.)
- Tab "OhhhhGeezGroanSquirrrrrrrrrrt" - 5
lbs of Exlax is teleported directly into the monsters stomachs.
Wait 30 minutes then pay a visit to the restroom with a SPANKR.
- Tab "AwwwDangItComeOnAndy" - Sheriff Taylor
lets you take the .44 magnum bullet out of your shirt pocket.
- Tab "WheeDoggiesKindergardenKicksMyTushie"
- God mode, except you are just a false god and only idiots like
yourself ever seem to ever worship you then after eons of totally
screwing up an otherwise perfectly good planet: Jesus returns,
whups your stupid candy ass, and dropkicks your PC into a dumpster.
- Tab "Make$50000Instantly" - The monsters
favorite newsgroup gets spammed. Sayyyy... you know, come to
think of it, maybe that's what the monsters have been doing to
- Sing, "LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces"
- Monsters mustaches become caked with crap.
- Tab "WhyCantWeAll*sniff*JustGetAlong?" -
Peace is declared. You settle down on the Pfhor home world with
a pretty little Blue Fighter with a cute butt and delight in
the news that, during the night, she has laid a clutch of eggs
in your ears.
- Tab "DOH!!" - You suddenly accidentally
kill yourself with a SPNKR. Bummer.
- Tab "OkSoImAWienie" - Your mother will slap
your face, push you out of your chair and finish the game for
- Tab "BungieDoesntCareTheyJustWantOurMoney"
- Matt Soell will come over there, slap your face, push you out
of your chair and finish the game for you.
- Tab "GeeWhizIWishIWerentSoLame" - A Purple
Trooper will push you around in a wheelchair, fight all your
fights, find all the secrets, accomplish all your missions, and
give you all the credit on prime time national television. "Uhrr
uhhh ah er!"
- PC, Control/alt/del -- Mac, Option/command/esc - Wins
the game instantly.
- Tab "DeniseRichards" All the heads pop off
of the monsters dicks giving you a tremendous tactical advantage.
- Tab "GeeWhilikersIReallyMissPong" - Every
monster has a fatal coronary, Durandal and Tyco apologize to
you in a flood of tears, all the secret doors violently fly open,
every circuit chip comes bounding up to you like lonely frisky
puppies, you are cheerfully handed 1,000 rounds for every weapon,
you are respectfully awarded the wave motion cannon with your
name boldly engraved on the watcha-ma-doodle, and adoring-screaming-groping
cheerleaders carry you on their shoulders to the closing screen
where a big fancy shiny gold medal is ceremoniously pinned to
your chest by the president of the United States of America.
Oh yeah, you also get a book of coupons, and a free night's stay
at a Motel 6 in the Middle Eastern 3rd world country of your
choice. I recommend Iraq. Bring an MA-75B Battle Rifle and fire
it up into the air a lot while shouting "Death to America!!".
You will be VERY popular. Trust me.