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Hell Hole V1.0

By: Gary L. Simmons
the Battle Cat

Gristle spewing breakfast cereal for Marines

This is your brain on Hell Hole
Excedrin headache #7

This is where it all started as this is my first map. I don't consider myself a mapmaker, I am a player (OK, so I'm a mapmaker now). The point of this map is to be way too damn hard, to help you stretch and learn to fight. Use "Hell Hole" to warm up before a net game or a tough level. There are no puzzles, no secrets, no cheesy circuits to plug in, just head to head non stop carnage till you die. When you live too long, set your difficulty up a notch. When Total Carnage gets too easy, split the map, add some more monsters or whatever and remerge it. When that gets too easy blind one eye with a soldering iron, nail your hand to your face, and play sitting on a lit camp stove while your little brother smacks you with a whiffle bat.   Ordinarily I used to populate a net map with aliens and weapons using editors and then use that to practice fighting to the spleen-squirting, brain-splattering, metal-twisting death. I thought I would create a map from scratch with Forge, making a simple room of my own design. The original "Hell Hole." Version 1.0 never made it off the operating table and version 1.1 was never released... until now! See what started it all! This is the version that was converted into "The Holodeck" level of "D-Day." Fast, fast, fast like a greasy photon, these mean streets will lay your smoking carcass out in a leaky body bag in record time.

The Cheat codes for Hell Hole:
(These codes will work the same for all 3 versions of Marathon)

  1. Hold down the alt/control/tab/shift/esc/pg dn/break keys while typing "BoyItsHardToTypeLikeThis" - All the monsters get a Melvin, (You know a Wedgie, a High Toner, etc.)
  2. Tab "OhhhhGeezGroanSquirrrrrrrrrrt" - 5 lbs of Exlax is teleported directly into the monsters stomachs. Wait 30 minutes then pay a visit to the restroom with a SPANKR.
  3. Tab "AwwwDangItComeOnAndy" - Sheriff Taylor lets you take the .44 magnum bullet out of your shirt pocket.
  4. Tab "WheeDoggiesKindergardenKicksMyTushie" - God mode, except you are just a false god and only idiots like yourself ever seem to ever worship you then after eons of totally screwing up an otherwise perfectly good planet: Jesus returns, whups your stupid candy ass, and dropkicks your PC into a dumpster.
  5. Tab "Make$50000Instantly" - The monsters favorite newsgroup gets spammed. Sayyyy... you know, come to think of it, maybe that's what the monsters have been doing to alt.games.marathon!?!?!
  6. Sing, "LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces" - Monsters mustaches become caked with crap.
  7. Tab "WhyCantWeAll*sniff*JustGetAlong?" - Peace is declared. You settle down on the Pfhor home world with a pretty little Blue Fighter with a cute butt and delight in the news that, during the night, she has laid a clutch of eggs in your ears.
  8. Tab "DOH!!" - You suddenly accidentally kill yourself with a SPNKR. Bummer.
  9. Tab "OkSoImAWienie" - Your mother will slap your face, push you out of your chair and finish the game for you.
  10. Tab "BungieDoesntCareTheyJustWantOurMoney" - Matt Soell will come over there, slap your face, push you out of your chair and finish the game for you.
  11. Tab "GeeWhizIWishIWerentSoLame" - A Purple Trooper will push you around in a wheelchair, fight all your fights, find all the secrets, accomplish all your missions, and give you all the credit on prime time national television. "Uhrr uhhh ah er!"
  12. PC, Control/alt/del -- Mac, Option/command/esc - Wins the game instantly.
  13. Tab "DeniseRichards" All the heads pop off of the monsters dicks giving you a tremendous tactical advantage.
  14. Tab "GeeWhilikersIReallyMissPong" - Every monster has a fatal coronary, Durandal and Tyco apologize to you in a flood of tears, all the secret doors violently fly open, every circuit chip comes bounding up to you like lonely frisky puppies, you are cheerfully handed 1,000 rounds for every weapon, you are respectfully awarded the wave motion cannon with your name boldly engraved on the watcha-ma-doodle, and adoring-screaming-groping cheerleaders carry you on their shoulders to the closing screen where a big fancy shiny gold medal is ceremoniously pinned to your chest by the president of the United States of America. Oh yeah, you also get a book of coupons, and a free night's stay at a Motel 6 in the Middle Eastern 3rd world country of your choice. I recommend Iraq. Bring an MA-75B Battle Rifle and fire it up into the air a lot while shouting "Death to America!!". You will be VERY popular. Trust me.

Version 1.1 (12K)
Skully warns you not to set foot in Hell Hole!
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