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1-29: Ever since last September, I've had a problem with Folding@home being able to download new units to crunch. There have been no reports since then because it was believed that there wasn't much to report. Upon checking again, it turns out that almost 100 units were crunched during that time. So once again I will give a weekly report on Team Crunchinator's progress in the Hobbies department.

1-28: I fixed a problem in the Site Map today. I had forgotten to update the Folding@home archive pages. A Joke updated too, as per usual.

1-27: The NRA Archive is updated today with the monthly NRA page features for January: Armed Citizen, Standing Guard, and The President's Column. Each of these features are valuable, information packed columns that you will find extremely helpful and interesting even if you are not a firearms owner yourself. For one, it keeps you apprised of the relative honesty and the intentions of the politicos you vote for. For another, it shows you the value of owning your own firearm for protection, recreation, hobby, business, and because for now anyway... you can. The Archives are available any day of the month from the NRA page in the Extra department, look for the link down at the bottom of the table of contents.

1-26: Nother joke.

1-22: Have a giggle on the House of Wacks over at the Joke of the Weak.

1-20: "This year's elections will cast long looming shadows far into the future. ... Firearm freedoms will be at stake in every race." As will most of the rest of our freedoms as Americans. More on this from Ronald L. Schmeits, President of the NRA in the President's Column in the NRA section of the Extra department.

1-13: "With publication of a new and truly bizarre junk science 'study'-c1aiming armed citizens are helpless against criminal violence-firearm ownership is once again being labeled as a 'disease' only treatable as a 'public health' menace. The cure? You guessed it. Gun control this time designed to tear down the remarkable progress made in expanding Right-to-Carry, Stand-Your-Ground and Castle Doctrine laws." Read about it on the Standing Guard page in the NRA section of the Extra department.

1-11: Yuck it up at the Joke of the Weak.

1-8: The jokes just keep coming. Like Tiger.

1-7: Jokes we got. Jokeless? A joke is just a click away.

1-6: "Armed Citizen" is an article in the "American Rifleman" very similar to one of my favorite feature articles in "Guns & Ammo" called "Armed Response". These articles consist of short accounts describing the use of firearms by private citizens to protect lives and property. These are the stories that the mainstream media ignore because they are not so much interested in presenting the truth as much as they are interested in furthering their anti-gun agendas. Some very interesting reading here. It's going on in the NRA section of the Extra department.

1-5: Just a weak joke today. Enjoy.

1-4: Enough of 2009, good riddance I say. On to 2010, ever forward, never back. Let us all kick the dust of 2009 off of our sandals and move on to the next year that will no doubt torment and punish us no matter how hard we try. It could be worse, we could be room temperature, so I'm not complaining, I'm just sayin'. I've rolled the website around to a new year, try not to touch anything yet, the paint is still wet. If you are looking for 2009, you can find it here on display in the News Archives like a dried bug with a pin stuck through it!

No news on the weekends. The Joke of the Weak is updated every weekday. As usual, the Team Crunchinator page is updated every Monday. The NRA pages: President's Column, Standing Guard and Armed Citizen are updated each month. To catch up on news past visit, the News Archives.

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