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11-25: October's Standing Guard feature is now posted. Check it out in the NRA section of the Extra department.

11-24: I'm going to start catching up on the NRA page material over the next couple of weeks. First up is the Armed Citizen from October. September is missing! Sorry about that. anyway, it's going on today in the NRA section of the Extra department.

11-23: Enough poxes upon Joe Welsch. Well, maybe an itsy bitsy teeny tiny one. Meanwhile, go enjoy the Joke of the Weak.

11-20: A fifth pox upon Joe Welsch who has shamed me into reanimating the corpse of the Joke of the Weak.

11-19: A forth pox upon Joe Welsch who has shamed me into reanimating the corpse of the Joke of the Weak.

11-18: A third pox upon Joe Welsch who has shamed me into reanimating the corpse of the Joke of the Weak.

11-17: A second pox upon Joe Welsch who has shamed me into reanimating the corpse of the Joke of the Weak.

11-16: A pox upon Joe Welsch who has shamed me into reanimating the corpse of the Joke of the Weak.

11-2: The sticky haunted mess that is October is today ground into dust under the hobnail jackboots of November. Gone are the stupid pirate costumes, gorging on candy, and worshiping pumpkins. Here to replace it are stupid pilgrim costumes, gorging on turkey, and worshiping cranberries. Finally, all that silliness is behind us and we can get on with our lack of lives. However, if you miss the good old days of egging your neighbors and soaping their windows you can drag your ghost infested carcass into the News Archives and look for October to give a big wet sticky kiss to. But you won't find it because the GOBLINS got it!!! The rest of us will be here in November, blunderbuss over our knee, patiently waiting for your foolishness to end.


No news on the weekends. The Joke of the Weak is updated every weekday. As usual, the Team Crunchinator page is updated every Monday. The NRA pages: President's Column, Standing Guard and Armed Citizen are updated each month. To catch up on news past visit, the News Archives.

 
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